Android Jokes — Programmer will understand


I’m posting some of my favorite jokes, that hopefully most programmers will get, and find mildly humorous! Enjoy!
1. A fragment walks into a bar, and the bartender asks for an ID. Fragment says, “I don’t have an ID.” So the bartender says, “Okay, I’ll make a NullPointerException.”

2. How many Android user does it take to change a light bulb?
    One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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3. A WebView walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry buddy, we only allow natives here.” Disappointed, the WebView walks out of the bar.. and then gets ran over by a Mustang.
4. “Knock, knock.”
     “Who’s there?”
        very long pause….
        “Java.”
5. “Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”
6. Did you Nexus One help you with your homework?
    Student: No, it did it all by itself
7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
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