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Android Jokes — Programmer will understand

I’m posting some of my favorite jokes, that hopefully most programmers will get, and find mildly humorous! Enjoy! 1. A  fragment  walks into a bar, and the bartender asks for an ID. Fragment says, “I don’t have an  ID .” So the bartender says, “Okay, I’ll make a  NullPointerException .” 2. How many Android user does it take to change a light bulb?     One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him. Hit the link to know the facts :   15 Amazing Facts about Android 3. A WebView walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry buddy, we only allow natives here.” Disappointed, the WebView walks out of the bar.. and then gets ran over by a Mustang. 4. “Knock, knock.”      “Who’s there?”         very long pause….         “Java.” 5. “Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens agai...